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magical-girl-fanart:

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4,083 notes7.292:11 AM • Source: magical-girl-fanart
#sailor moon #madoka magica #mahou shoujo

my favorite thing is thinking about mundane shit in fantastic universes

like

in payday 2 the crew lives in a safehouse, right? and it’s gotta stay, y’know, secret. which means they have to clean up after themselves

which…means there’s most likely a chore rota (undoubtedly drawn up by dallas)

these guys sit on their millions of dollars and argue about “i’ve been doing the dishes for two fucking weeks this is bullshit” and “can’t chains cook? he’s better at it” and “wolf is trying to foist his laundry duty on me again”

you know what? they mostly wear suits, too. which means keeping their clothes clean is a priority

which means there’s most likely an apron somewhere in there

5 notes7.291:23 AM
#they have a CAKE MIXER you bet your ass someone wears an apron #my kingdom for fantasy/scifi/action slice-of-life #payday 2 #i feel like chains is the best cook. dude never wants to eat MREs again #and bain gave them a whole pantry full #the cake/bread mixer does look newer than anything else in the kitchen #chains opens up the pantry and goes no. fuck this. i'm done. a man has to have a line #grabs a stack of cash and buys his own mixer like fuck you bain #wolf is a close second because he actually had to provide for people at one point #dallas is survivable #(new) hox is ramen and bachelor chow tier

M*A*S*H + bruised and battered

M*A*S*H + bruised and battered

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63 notes7.289:49 PM • Source: arethosedustyjumpwings
#M*A*S*H #that last one for 'mentally battered' send me to hell
fullmetalpirate:

"Yes! I’ve managed to boil bacon down to its delicious essence!" “Dad, that’s hydrochloric acid you dropped bacon into.” “Delicious bacony hydrochymy acid.”

fullmetalpirate:

"Yes! I’ve managed to boil bacon down to its delicious essence!"
“Dad, that’s hydrochloric acid you dropped bacon into.”
“Delicious bacony hydrochymy acid.”

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57 notes7.287:38 PM • Source: fullmetalpirate
#Dragonball Z #i have no idea what i'm doing

stravalon:

 Raidou Kuzunoha’ (SMT: devil summoner)

Oh god I finally got around to playing Souless Army and it is perfection.

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901 notes7.285:27 PM • Source: tokoyamis
#Shin Megami Tensei #raidou kuzunoha

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.

On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:

image

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21,236 notes7.283:17 PM • Source: thedancingtoast
#history #onlyamericanthings

isopodde:

THE KING ENTERS THE RING

KATAMARI DOMINATION

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3,425 notes7.281:05 PM • Source: isopodde
#vidya

princevegetacircle:

Vegeta from the Dragon Ball Science fair.

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126 notes7.2810:54 AM • Source: princevegetacircle
#Dragonball Z

i have 25 days of framing frame logged and at least 19 of them are failures :’)

7.2810:17 AM
#i think i've only completed it twice #every other time failing or dcing on day three #vidya adventures #i'm actually really excited about that crimefest making d1 a seperate heist #please let me stop playing ff day 3

Lou Ferrigno greets Mark Ruffalo at San Diego Comic Con 2014

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2,356 notes7.288:44 AM • Source: markfluffyruffalo
#the hulk #;u;
#science

Why some women use Grindr to play games with gay men »

poppypicklesticks:

Can you imagine what would happen if it turned out a bunch of straight men were catfishing nudes from lesbians?  I mean seriously, how entitled are these women to think that gay men are just put on the earth for the amusement and pleasure of straight women, and how deluded do you have to be to be “jealous of the sexual freedom” of a minority group that cannot legally get married in most parts of the world (at the very least) and generally can’t even hold hands in public without fear of getting their faces smashed in?  Why do these women think its acceptable to pretend to be a gay man to go on an app for gay men to spy on them and catfish nudes? 

More insanity in the comments:

No, actually this is a thing I am a straight woman and I used to enjoy going on Grindr, and I think Oscar does a pretty good job at explaining why. I stopped doing it because other people didn’t think it was a good thing to do, not because I didn’t enjoy it. I’m glad to hear that it’s finally out that there are ladies that do this, especially because I know a few and it isn’t so weird or terrible in reality, there are a lot worse things people could hide behind in the internet and you really do have to do things carefully and at your own risk. I didn’t think I was hurting anyone, and if a gay guy got emotional or serious about things, I always stopped talking to them. It’s just harmless fun.”

Can you imagine what would happen if this was a straight guy saying “yeah I pretend to be a lesbian on the internet to get nudes off lesbians and chat dirty with them.  I’m not hurting anyone, I’m not invading a space that I have no right to be in, I’m glad people are speaking out so you realise we are not being weird or perverted, it’s just harmless fun.  Tee hee!”

Feminists want to talk about gay entitlement to female bodies?  Well, how about you stop pretending it’s a one way street and talk about shit like this for a change?  

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711 notes7.284:22 AM • Source: poppypicklesticks
#queer #i can't tell if this article is extremely sarcastic or genuinely admiring #and oh yeah this is one of those 'wtf rebel wilson' things i was trying to remember
86 notes7.282:11 AM • Source: ohhhvienna
#M*A*S*H #charles knows what's up

bardbarian42:

agoddamn:

I think the reason he’s afraid of specials is that he just plain doesn’t have the experience the rest of the crew does. everyone else has been doing robberies/killing people for at least fifteen years, wolf only has…what, a maximum of eight years of experience? and that’s assuming he started right in the early 2000s and didn’t have a period of struggling. so ironically, he has the most realistic reaction to specials (ie, crapping your pants)

I like to imagine that he did the nicknames because old hox thought they were funny and they bros, but he keeps them up with new hox because it annoys the crap out of him and he can’t stop himself from fucking with new hox

I didn’t think of it that way. I still stand by what I thought, but that could put a different spin on his disposition towards the cops. I also found this, and I wasn’t sure what to make of it:

  • Wolf is the most aggressive out of the team concerning hostages that are attempting to run, swearing at them and threatening to kill them when he orders them to lie down.

This could add to the fact that he is not the most level-headed person, and even Bain says that he treats the heists as a game

tbh that’s my reaction when hostages try to bolt, too OTL why do so many of them throw themselves head-first into my bullets? why do they insist on going for a stroll in the middle of a firefight?

but I think that at this point in his life, wolf’s a pretty black and white kind of guy, in the extreme. he won’t tolerate people trying to fuck things up for him, even if they’re just civillians trying to get out of the way. he’s threatening to kill them so cleaning costs obviously aren’t first in his mind; i think it’s that he responds to the distraction ruthlessly. wolf’s the kind of guy who’s the first to start killing civs when you run out of cable ties on diamond heist, you know?

14 notes7.281:29 AM • Source: agoddamn
#payday 2

bardbarian42:

Well, according to Bain, his view of robbery is greatly influenced by movies. That supports your theory. It might also explain why he is scared of specials, because they represent reality to him, and is so satisfied when he kills one. He could also have names for Hoxton because he is having fun with the whole persona idea and changing yourself based on what mask you’re wearing [insert metaphor for life here]

I think the reason he’s afraid of specials is that he just plain doesn’t have the experience the rest of the crew does. everyone else has been doing robberies/killing people for at least fifteen years, wolf only has…what, a maximum of eight years of experience? and that’s assuming he started right in the early 2000s and didn’t have a period of struggling. so ironically, he has the most realistic reaction to specials (ie, crapping your pants)

I like to imagine that he did the nicknames because old hox thought they were funny and they bros, but he keeps them up with new hox because it annoys the crap out of him and he can’t stop himself from fucking with new hox

14 notes7.281:13 AM • Source: agoddamn
#new hox is pretty serious so i feel like wolf would get on his nerves #payday 2