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transcription of my mom watching that one scene in the Avengers
- “No! No, this is bullshit!”
- “He didn’t even hit him in the right place, it’s on the left, that’s not his liver.”
- “He didn’t bleed out immediately, [so Loki didn’t hit] his heart.”
- “That’s not how you die, sorry. You don’t just freeze like that, it doesn’t happen. On tv it doesn’t happen like that.”
- “He’s not dead.”
- “Those Loki fans must be disturbed.”
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Thor & Loki parallel.
haha, i’m not gonna argue that thor’s attitude at the beginning of thor wasn’t horrible and problematic. okay. But Loki’s second chance came in the form of the Avengers… and Thor’s talks with him in attempts to persuade him back. Loki’s second chance even came at the end of Thor, when Thor confronted the Destroyer. Loki’s second chance came when Thor confronted him in the observatory and Loki attacked him.
Loki has had his second chances. He did not take them. He doesn’t want them.
I think the most apt sentence I’ve ever read on this subject was: Thor spent an entire movie offering Loki a second chance and he got stabbed for it.
#srsly Loki doesn’t want redemption #he wants everyone to suffer like he thinks he’s suffered #which is exactly the reason he has a hard time ‘redeeming’ himself #because he doesn’t really want to
This is a pretty good summation of all my opinions on woobie Loki.
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Say it with me now everyone
“Daddy issues aren’t an excuse for killing people.”
maybe if you’re a loser
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Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room
“MUGGLEFUCKER” IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I HAVE EVER IN MY LIFE
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The Progression of Loki.
My bet is if you shave his head he’ll be a playful little puppy dog.
YOUR LOKI IS EVOLVING!!
CRYINH
No, Loki.
Put your hair in a ponytail.
Then cut a hole in your helmet.
Now stick said ponytail through the helmet.
Now ride off into the sunset on Sleipnir.
it just keeps getting better
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That is the reason why it is not funny.
Thor’s not a good brother, I’m saying we over-exaggerate how good of a brother he is.
Yeah, I thought that gag really fell flat.
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omg
i caN’T BREATHE
NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’
but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.
“Dad, I asked you to BABYSIT HIM FOR A DAY. WHAT PART OF ‘BABYSIT’ TRANSLATES TO ‘RIDE HIM INTO A POTENTIAL BATTLE’? YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDPA. I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.”
I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.
BUT I ALSO HAD TO WONDER HOW HE LOST THE BABY WEIGHT
Sleipnir jokes never get old.
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I would gladly kneel for Loki
I thought this stuff was supposed to be secret? This is just all of tumblr.
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what I’m assuming was the most awkward moment for Loki
Oh. My. God.
I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THAT WAS SLEIPNIR OH GODS
I was considering explaining this to my mother but decided to settle on very scene-inappropriate hysterics instead.
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